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tinker-tanner:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

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neurophonic:

weloveshortvideos:

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what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

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xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

zohbugg:

This whole bit is the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire like please go watch his entire Netflix special

candiikismet:

badbootyshakinpickanosis:

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swolizard:

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I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

link-is-my-senpai:

kissthefurr:

celtyradfem:

cocksmasher69:

wildbillnye:

ufowiki:

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

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William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

Every line had me screaming

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C L E E T U S

10knotes:

You Know You Grew Up on Disney Movies If…

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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

analmals:

pitsu-pitsu:

analmals:

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

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This is so pure

6qubed:

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disgustinganimals:

barkycatbros:

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

less than 1 horse power tho

1 catpower

it’s winter, so he needs to warm up a bit first is all

THEME  by  ITZIAR DAMBORENEA